O GOD, WHERE ART THOU?-How to Prove the undeniable existence of higher beings

The inevitable result of repeated sub-par decisions had stockpiled like a blocked sewage pipe ready to burst a ginormous shower of turd so majestically over 5 years of University fees. Fuck all to show my parents for their investment in my future. One hundred thousand pounds spunked up the royal wall. They say an Indian invented the number zero, now I understood why.