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MILLION DOLLAR CHASE – How to lose millions and get it back (minus your dignity)

One job. You cant fuck this up. Not even me. It was a simple job for a simple man. Transport a document from A to B. That was it. No catches. Worth only $19 million mind you, but I was trying my hardest not to think about that. As far as I was concerned, all I had to do was escort a document a few thousand miles across the world. Usually, you would use a service like DHL, but this was worth too much to let those certified muppets anywhere near it. Anyhow, the glove fit as well as OJs or about as well as the extremely small promotional condoms ordered from China for the African market, oops, a few thousand wasted units along with a few thousand unplanned babies (sorry god). Forgetful, unpunctual, disorganised, ADHD positive individual who resides in the outer galaxies. You’re hired.

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